Q-Battery Portable Ensemble - April Fools 09

At last, a set of power tools portable enough for a quilter to take anywhere a rolling cart can go! The Q-Battery Powered Quilter Ensemble will make all your quilting tasks easy despite the awkwardness of the battery pack. POWERFUL! Yes, this ensemble has the power it needs to finish any quilting or home remodeling project. Look at all you get in this ensemble.

Q-BATTERY POWERED SEWING MACHINE: With as many as 199 built in stitches on most other sewing machines, this machine just won't compare. Along with a revolutionary, soon to be Patented applied for, mental operation that you just think about sewing and it runs. From Cotton to Copper; Silk to steel; this machine will most likely get the job done at some point.

Q-BATTERY POWERED QUILTERS RULER: This ruler comes complete with a digital display that can be calibrated in our exclusive "Fat Quarter Measure-ology" making every quilting project as easy as 1, 2, 4.

Q-BATTERY POWERED FLEXIBLE LIGHT: A versatile light with 3 settings, dim, daylight, and Bat Signal.

2 PAIR Q-BATTERY POWERED SCISSORS: First, the 9" shears are delicate enough to use with the finest silk but so versatile that your husband can use them to power through 1/16" steel. Then the two handed embroidery scissors will trim up those loose (and not so loose) threads; if you're even able to get them in those tough spots.

Q-BATTERY POWERED SEAM RIPPER: Un-sewing was never so easy! Just point and rip and that seam is gone in a flash. This seam ripper has been clocked at 13.7 inches in 4 seconds flat!

Q-BATTERY POWERED ROTARY CUTTER: Fabric, Batting, Pizza, Carpet, this cutter has the power you need to make pieces out of anything. If safety is a concern, our computerized 4-way safety lock has been technically designed to keep you safe, just ask the grandkids how it works.

220v Q-BATTERY CHARGER: Just slide your stove aside when you need to plug it in. It will charge your battery in 3.5 minutes as long as everything else in the house is turned off.

Act now and receive a FREE roller carry case. This case complete with external Q-battery pack charging unit provides you the mobility needed to get your Quilter's Ensemble through most exterior doors.

Don't be fooled by the other Battery Powered Quilt Ensembles on the Market! None have the power or versatility of the AF Enterprises Q-Battery Quilter's Ensemble. Supplies couldn't be more limited so go ahead and just try to order one today, we dare you.